jeremy lavine

Spengo · Post by **Spengo** » Wed 16 Nov, 2005 2:26 am

This is from a kid who used to go to my school. He is in college now, but he wrote these when he was a sophmore at my school: http://douglas.min.net/essay/ Enjoy!

EDIT: oh, I forgot to mention, he got full credit on these because the english teacher did have a sense of humor and he DID answer the question after all

Leumas · Post by **Leumas** » Wed 16 Nov, 2005 2:59 am

Wow do I love that second paragraph of the first one. That is GREAT!!!

kalan_vod · Post by **kalan_vod** » Wed 16 Nov, 2005 3:02 am

Pretty funny, but what is your obsession with him

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Stickmanofdoom · Post by **Stickmanofdoom** » Wed 16 Nov, 2005 3:03 am

That is way too funny.

Spengo · Post by **Spengo** » Wed 16 Nov, 2005 3:20 am

Obsession? Nothing more than he used to go to my school and these are some great essays he wrote when he was a sophmore.

I found something else he wrote too: http://www.norlos.com/barrister/archive ... prise.html

CompWiz · Post by **CompWiz** » Wed 16 Nov, 2005 3:30 am

Many things are tall. Many things attract lightning. But do the two correlate?

El NiÃƒÆ’Ã‚Â±o moves the warm water from austrailia to somewhere else, namely to other places.

so, the 10 stands for 10 out of 10 points?

I don't know how he can write so much, but say so little. I do write a ton in my essays, but say a lot. I could never make an essay out of so little information. That must be a pretty useful skill.

Spengo · Post by **Spengo** » Wed 16 Nov, 2005 3:36 am

Yeah, 10/10 points.

I personally like

Lightning will knock down the tree and knock down your soul. Trees are tall.

and the best sentence in the world:

They use balloons and rockets and their imagination and determination and research money and they put it all in the mixing bowl and they mix in storms - storms with lightning - and so they mix in the lightning and then they get the product if they're lucky of measurements about lightning from the storm?

I love how it's a question. :DD

necro · Post by **necro** » Wed 16 Nov, 2005 3:46 am

OMG, that is like the Shakspeare of writing around the question

blueskies · Post by **blueskies** » Wed 16 Nov, 2005 4:01 am

http://douglas.min.net/
omg i watched that for like 10 mintues!! so funny!

kalan_vod · Post by **kalan_vod** » Wed 16 Nov, 2005 4:05 am

blueskies wrote:http://douglas.min.net/
omg i watched that for like 10 mintues!! so funny!

You Perv.!!!! its...so.....hypnotizing.....

CompWiz · Post by **CompWiz** » Wed 16 Nov, 2005 5:34 am

You are aware that it is only 4 frames long, right?

Post by **tr1p1ea** » Wed 16 Nov, 2005 6:46 am

Interesting ... and why do most teachers always seem to have the writing style of a third grader?

Kerey · Post by **Kerey** » Wed 16 Nov, 2005 9:01 am

I swear I've read those before. I love the "He fatherly founded that lightning is made of electricty."

leofox · Post by **leofox** » Wed 16 Nov, 2005 10:50 am

he got 10/10 for the second one too, even though it's "only one step beyond rambling and babbling"?

Post by **Patori** » Mon 28 Nov, 2005 7:03 am

is there anything else he wrote?